banner You are here because corporate life sucks. You hate your job, you hate your work environment, and you probably hate your coworkers, too.

This site will explore what makes corporate life suck so much, as well as what makes you hate your coworkers. It will also occasionally provide advice on what you can do to make your life a little less miserable. More...
Jul
25th

Coming Soon: Hate Mail and Fan Mail

Author: Admin | Files under Uncategorized

Stay tuned. I’m going to be posting some of the best hate mail and fan mail that I have received in the last year.

Don’t worry; I won’t share anyone’s email address.

Bookmark It






Jul
23rd

Attn: Everyone - “Ping Me” Does Not Mean “Email/IM Me”

Author: Admin | Files under Buzzwords, Corporate Life

Ping. verb

1. the act of checking the speed of Packet data sent and received on a network.

I propose a revolution: whenever the next corporate idiot wants you to send them an instant message and tells you “ping me when you get back to your desk” (or whatever), reply with “Ok, what’s your IP address?” Then perform an actual ping on him and inform him of his computer’s response time

Bookmark It






Jul
14th

Rules for Office Elevators

Author: Admin | Files under Corporate Life, Coworkers

If your office building has an elevator you probably use it every day, especially if you’re lazy (not that there’s anything wrong with that!). But there are certain rules that should be followed if you’re going to use the elevator.

1. If you just got in and someone else is approaching the elevator and is only 5-10 feet away, hold the door open. Don’t be that person who starts hitting the “close door” button really fast, and if you are going to be that person, definitely don’t look at the person and shrug as if you were actually ..read more