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Nov
15th

Hawaiian Shirts Don’t Make Work Fun

Author: Admin | Files under Corporate Life, Coworkers

Want an easy way to find out who all the idiots are at your company? Make the following announcement:

Next Monday is Hawaiian Shirt Day!!!

Anyone who gets excited is an idiot. Wearing a Hawaiian shirt doesn’t change anything about your job. It’s like if I told you I was going to punch you in the nose, and you got upset, but then I told you I was going to let you wear a Hawaiian shirt while I punched you in the nose. Would that change anything? Would it make getting punched in the nose fun?

Seriously.

2 responses. Wanna say something?

  1. harvey
    Feb 10, 2011 at 13:00:31
    #1

    Since we missed the market window… the next 8 months will be vasaline months BYO!

  2. urmom
    Jul 27, 2013 at 23:38:06
    #2

    Or jeans day. U can wear jeans on fri if u pay $5. Yayy…

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